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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Syva


Well, I don't know what "Syva" is, or what it does. But after seeing this Al Wiseman artwork, I know I'd never use anything else:


I mean, just check out the competition- Syva reveals them to be nothing more than sad, pitiful losers! After one look at their rickety boats and whatnot, you realize that the competition will soon be drowning in their own incompetence (while Syva continues sailing on into a brighter future). You know, Syva even makes Du Pont look like the sorry-ass amateurs that we always suspected they were!

Like I said, I don't know what products or services Syva provide, or even if they're still in business. But from this day forward, my kitchen cabinets will only be stocked with the fine items bearing the trusted Syva logo.

2 Comments:

Glen said...

Hey Bill,

A quick Google search informs us that Syva was a medical diagnostics company, now owned ( along with the diagnostics businesses of DuPont and others! ) by Dade Berhring.
A great illustration and a lesson in global corporate convergence all in one!

5:42 PM  
Bill Alger said...

Thanks for the info Glen!

I had briefly considered looking up Syva on Google, but was afraid I'd then have to re-write my quickly written post with actual facts! It's so much easier to be ignorant...

5:51 PM  

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